Kiss My Ass Son!

Horny Has to Kiss Daddys Ass

Tonight Hornswaggle is scheduled to join the Kiss My Ass Club. And if that wasn’t enough he’s joining it in “HD”. (seriously WWE should really work on their hype skills)

What are the odds on Finlay saving Hornswaggle from joining it, The Kahli will get involved and we’ll eventually end up at Vince V Finlay (maybe at mania) or if Vince decides to let his great sense of humor shine through we’ll get Vince V Hornswaggle hyped up as a great Father V Son match with God as Hornswaggles manager. (At least Russo aint around or a pole would end up in the mix somehow)

And I couldn’t help but notice the preview on WWE.com mentions the word ‘Test’ far too many more times than it should. (if test shows up to save hornswaggle I’m not watching Raw ever again – already given up on ECW and Smackdown and TNA, hell Raws the only wrestling show I watch religiously anymore)

Guess what, Cena is scheduled to open Raw and sign a contract for his match with Orton. YAY.

Looks like its back to the age of Cena opening every damn show. I sometimes feel its unfair jumping on this anti-Cena bandwagon, but when he opens every show and closes it with an FU what do you expect?

At least back when The Rock and HHH were opening every show it was entertaning even if come to think of it it was the same old same old.

I expect there’ll be confrontation between the 6 men in the chamber (and people accuse TNA of being full of clusterfucks)

And as if things couldnt get any worse Nathan Jones is negotiating with WWE. Anyone remember that horrible fued with The Undertaker?

8 Responses

  1. lol no god wont be hornswaggle’s tag team partner it will be l r hubbard and jesus will be vinces partner it will be quit the battle and god will be the special guest ref while joseph smith is the special enforcer now if thts a hell of a match idk wht is oh and vince russo will be on a pole just for the hell of it

  2. Vince wont have to bend over! Cena wont risk an injury and wrestle until No Way out.

    Can someone explain why Teddy Long is the “Ast. GM?”
    WTF?
    Why didnt he resume his position?

    Ohhhhhh…..ANSWER: …..because THESE writers arent on strike and their scripts make no sense? O ok.

  3. i want hornswoggle to kiss vinces ass then have finly save him, that would be awesome, i hate hornswoggle, i hate him.

    i don’t see how having the elimination chamber being hyped is a clusterfuck, they haven’t even done anything with it. and for that matter, who calls tna a clusterfuck, they have their regular clusters, but i don’t think anyone calls it a cluster. maybe I’m taking a mere joke to seriously in analyzing it, whateves.

  4. It was a bit of sarcasm, but i dont see why leading into wrestlemania six of their main stars have been thrown into a big cluster, i guess it shows how overcrowded Raws upper card is at the moment.

  5. [...] as graant noted below, Hornswoggle will be joining Vince’s “Kiss My Ass” club. Here’s to hoping [...]

  6. theyve been thrown together to put triple h together so they can have their precious HHH/Cena rematch

  7. put triple h over, sorry

  8. Ouch. Was this, as I thought rubbish! Come on, as a segment it wasn’t too bad, but they it lasted about 20 minutes! The Segment should have been like 5. Far to much Vince for me.

    The RAW ‘Cluster’ wasn’t too bad. My main problem with it was that out of the whole locker room, they Used Snitsky, FUCK OFF Snitsky..

    I think I’ve made my thoughts clear.

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