It’s almost time for Monday Night Raw, and tonight’s show will kick off with John Cena and Randy Orton signing a contract for a WWE Title Match at No Way Out. Anyone smell an F-U or RKO through a table?
Also, as graant noted below, Hornswoggle will be joining Vince’s “Kiss My Ass” club. Here’s to hoping Finlay beats up McMahon and spares us the stupidity.
No matches have been announced for tonight’s show, but they are hinting at Beth Pheonix v. Mickie James and more between the Elimination Chamber competitors.
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they should have a female elimination chamber
McCool, Beth, Mickie, Melina, Jillian and damn(noone else can wrestle……maybe chyna)
Oh and Candice.
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they should fir all the women except melina, mickie, beth, victoria, and ummm, maybe maria, because she’s with santino
So what do they advertise at the top of the show to get my attention? Kiss my ass club and an arm wrestling match.
Fuck this. I’m going to go play Lego Star Wars with my girlfriend. I’ll just read the recap tomorrow
and by “fir” i mean fire
Tonights raw is on a tape delay as they are then taping next weeks, i couldnt help but look at the live report and ive decided to spend the time i usually watch Raw in catching up on a Lost because quite frankly it looks dire.
Ah, I see the Cena marks are out in full force in what ever city there in.
The worst person on the Mic is in the ring boring me and it is only 9 pm not looking good for the rest of the night at all!
They are at the University of Texas this week.
I was wondering what was going to be in the contract that was not read by John Cena.
“….like a viper….”
was that Bubba Ray dudley in that SNICKER commercial?????????????????
wtf? Kelly Kelly?
WWE is just breaking the rules
Holla !Holla!!
Another week leading off with a women’s match and I know it will not be as good as a TNA match at all.
Let me make that a TNA women’s match
JR trying to sell the WWE Women’s division he must be watch the quality TNA Knockout’s matches on Thursday nights.
DDT wins a women’s match in the WWE who would have thought that?
i liked the opening segment with cena and orton, it wasn’t to long, and cena got the rko. everyone knows cena’s winning the title at no way out, but if they put orton over in the feud then it wont be a total loss
HHH, family emergency?
Last time a wrestler wasnt at a WWE even for family reasons, Benoit happened.
I bet you Vince has Stephanie on the phone right now!!!!!!!
…….and wont hang up!
Wow that crowd was extremely hot until Snitchy came out. He sucks the life out of any arena.
so much for that modeling rumor!
who posted that crap?
I did, and he really does have a modeling agent.
And from they way they just job him out I think maybe he just go for the modeling carrier.
Wow. An ass buffing. *Sigh*
lol. The buffing was funny.
bad ending to that segment
Mick will help.
Mick/Horn vs Shane/Vince.
Or substitute Finley in
The scilence was deafening when Hornswaggle bit Vince on the ass.
The future “Lance Cade” is back!!!
those tag team attires should make BOTCHAMANIA just because…..
The WTF moment of the week.
Although Cade is much less cut then he was before he left. What’s that about?
I hope santino was wrong about their title chances.
for the first time in a long long while i really enjoyed vince mcmahon. i loved the ass buffing, “do you have the ass cream?”. lol, ass cream. his promo was hilarious and him ranting about tough love while in that thong with his pants around his ankles was great. hornswoggle ruined the skit, but it was great until the end.
ps. HOLY SHIT, CHILI PEPPERS’ WRESTLEMANIA PROMO!
in a street fight, the faces would get killed.
I mean.. would get “benoited.”
I know that was wrong
I just got a phone call about Paul London and the modeling thing. Damn you Raheem!!
I see that time spent Jedi-ing it up was well worth spent.
*time well spent
Didnt Lashley beat Henry in this?
It seriously looked as if Cena was taking a shit…..seriously
-JSN
Lashley isn’t in the WWE anymore therefor he does not exist nor did he ever exist. Don’t you know how this works. Super Cena era continues.
you know what makes me want to buy a ppv? having all the shows end with john cena FUing somebody then have him do his stupid white-gang symbols to his 6 year old fans. it just adds so much suspense to his matches.
GOOD NIGHT as RAW ends the same way.
Oh last thing, during WWE RAW Coach was on MSG doing a knick game pre show, and post show
TO EVERYONE WHO IS GOING TO POST SPOILERS IN THE UP COMING WEEK, POST THE WORD “SPOILERS” IN THE TITLE PLEASE
yeah, and then fo that continued on next page thing so i dont accidentally read them
Rubbish RAW it missed HHH really badly. Say what you want about him but he would have improved that show
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