Max’s thoughts on SummerSlam

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Max’s SummerSlam Preview

It’s the biggest party of the summer!
(If I hear that one more time, I’m going to kill myself.)
What the hell is the theme music for SummerSlam supposed to be, anyways?
OHWHY NOTOHWHY NOTOHWHY NOTLOOK AT THE TACO
Something along those lines.
Yes, it is the 20th annual SummerSlam pay per view. I love the poster for this – [...]

Enjoy the show!

Dear Justin, and anyone else who didn’t enjoy Monday night’s Raw,
Calm down.
Now, I may be being hypocritical here, but a post to say someone didn’t like Raw was definitely not needed. Indeed, this may not be needed, if I’m just saying I liked Raw, but I’m not.
I agree, Raw was not a great wrestling show [...]

NFL Player Adam "Pac-Man" Jones to wrestle with TNA

From 411mania.com, via PWInsider.com:
Late last week TNA Wrestling signed suspended Tennessee Titan cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones to a contract that will see the NFL star perform as a wrestler. Jones is currently suspended for the entire 2007 NFL season, without pay, for personal conduct problems off of the field. Under his suspension, Jones is not [...]

PWB news: ’sue’a moto.

In view of all the serious discussion taking place over the last week on the blog,It has been decided to post this :a news post about the dirt in PWB.
Headlines:

Lex begs PWBites to stop talking about Vince Mcmahon,pwbites disagree.
Rosa tells Lex to suck ‘it’.PWB insider is reporting that Lex has been told to suck ‘it’ [...]

RVD was at Slammiversary

A person I know who was at Slammiversary last Sunday night said he saw Rob Van Dam watching in the backstage area. I trust that he’s telling the truth, as he’s training to become a preacher so he wouldn’t lie.
Make of that what you will.

Vengeance = a smark’s wet dream

It is being reported on various wrestling news sites that at Vengeance, the newly vacated ECW title will be on the line in a Fatal Four Way: Chris Benoit vs. Elijah Burke vs. Marcus Cor Von vs. CM Punk.
I am so excited for this. Honestly, I don’t care who wins. Benoit wins, and he’s held [...]

Max’s One Night Stand Preview

one-night stand – noun
1. a single performance in one locale, as by a touring theatrical company, before moving on to the next engagement.2. (slang) a one-night sex partner; sexual intercourse with a one-night partner3. ANOTHER BLOODY PAY PER VIEW
Yes, it’s another WWE pay per view, just 2 weeks after Judgment Day (and one night after [...]

A waste of a great opportunity

The Hardys vs The World’s Greatest Tag Team in a Ladder Match. It’s a wet dream for some IWC smarks. But, yet, it could have been better. Let me explain.
Some of the best matches in WWE history were contested in the Tables, Ladders and Chairs variant, between the Hardys, Edge and Christian, and the Dudley [...]

Max’s Judgment Day Preview

I thought Judgment was spelt Judgement. Oh well. Onwards to the Pay Per View Preview! Payperpreview! Payview! Show.
We enter Judgment Day at a bit of a down spot for the WWE. Not only are Mr. Kennedy and the Undertaker injured, but Shawn Michaels is apparently injured now! Although he’ll still work at Judgment Day. And [...]

and… NEW!!! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…

So, Edge won the World Heavyweight Title on Smackdown after cashing in his Money in the Bank. Of course, it would have been better if a) it was on a live show and b) if WWE.com AND ECW hadn’t spoiled it, but at least we got one thing we wanted (Edge with the title). What [...]