I dedicate this column to Sherri Martel.A woman who was more about the wrestling rather than other things. A great manager and a superb storyteller.
This week I’m looking at the crash side(whatever that means) of the wwe draft and what it could mean for the future.
Before I begin I want to request all you guys to give me your thoughts on how to make this blog better and more popular. Using the term ‘bigger’ last week was probably not okay, so, whatever.
It’s quite ironic that 2 days after the last edition of the heel view which explicitly stated that Vince McMahon should get off air and stay there that this is exactly what happened.
What should I say about the ‘death’ of Vince that hasn’t already been said? I’ll say this:
All those who emailed me asking if he’s really dead .I say that if that was indeed true the first channel airing it would be Ted turner’s CNN .Even if there was a freak chance that Michael Jackson became black again, Elvis was still alive and that the pyramids of Egypt were actually alien aircrafts hoarding tons of alien eggs ready to hatch and all these things came to light on the same day. Ted turner would drill the fact that Vince had died into our heads.
This is an instance of the soap opera style of programming that isn’t entertaining. Bits like the Warrior going paranoid and Orton imagining the Undertaker’s presence pale in comparison to this nonsense. The car blows up and the firemen arrive in less than 20 seconds. The body has magically disappeared and the ‘feds’ who have less important things to do like solving real crimes release a statement because the wwe idiots decided to hand out a few t-shirts to the feds’ children.
Just wait for the time when Vince’s music hits and you see the goofy walk and J.R yells “oh my gawd king, it’s Mr. McMahon” to which Lawler says “but J.R isn’t he dead…..I can’t believe my eyes”. Talking anymore about this only gives Vince the unwanted publicity he doesn’t deserve. So that’s all there is to say as far as I’m concerned about his ‘death’.
This brings me to the draft. Many on the site felt that smackdown was robbed. It doesn’t worry me too much.Smackdown has always been the show that develops characters and sends them to raw. Remember Cena, Carlito, Edge.Smackdown will somehow manage to entertain us with Khali, Masters & Flair. The smackdown creative team always gets the short end of the wwe stick but they manage to make things work. I’m just happy that Finlay, MVP & Kane weren’t drafted. That would’ve spelt ‘the end’ for smackdown.
Raw on the other hand is always treated like a king and this time everyone drafted here should presumably find themselves in stupid, non entertaining storylines and weak matches. There isn’t a single technically gifted mat based wrestler on raw .This is what is most disheartening. Booker and Kennedy will now be put in matches that mask their potential. The raw team uses the best possible resources in the worst possible way.
In a few months if all of us don’t complain about how raw bores us even more than before, then I will be surprised. The wwe seems to have gotten things right as far as ECW is concerned and not just because of the Benoit transfer but because they’ve realized that the brand needs it’s own stars. Part of their brand building strategy this time has been to put their existing roster in good storylines and matches. Thus building the brand from there, creating their own stars much like TNA impact did when it began.
This is a good move because in 1 year ECW has lost Angle,Big show,RVD&Sabu among others. Those are huge gaps. Instead of filling them with other wrestlers they’ve decided to stick with CM Punk,Burke,Cor von and others. With Benoit at the helm of things in ECW and a long overdue return as world champ, things should pick up for the new ECW.
As far as boogeyman goes, instead of hearing Cole say that he eats worms we now have to hear the shrill tone of Joey styles’ voice saying that he eats worms.Snitsky to raw is the most unflattering move. Consider this: a few months ago Snitsky WAS on the raw roster appearing on heat. Then they shaved his head, painted his teeth and sent him to ECW where he spent 2 minutes every week beating up some guy. Now, he’s been drafted to raw. I don’t call that a draft. I call that a return from a paid vacation. Bloody morons. Are we supposed to get excited over this? The guy can’t wrestle either way.
Do you think that the wwe can make raw work in spite of booker and Kennedy? Are they enough to generate interest? Let me know.
Before I end—Eric from England-thank you for your email. I don’t know nor have I ever heard of an Indy wrestler named Xavier Maroulis.Maybe you should ask Jade-the resident Indy expert and maybe buy some of his DVD’s (you or anyone for that matter).
Ian Aldous-always great hearing from you.
Polefoam-the new site looks good, I don’t know what pogs are.
And Lex who’s down in Texas-thank you for putting our names (including mine) on the contributors section of the blog,looks cool. Also nice touch with the news section it looks good. Also I have a goat, he’s 3 years old and he’s called Rambo.
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