The Great Khali? Seriously?

On my initial reading of the Smackdown spoilers this week, I thought perhaps someone had sent a fake report to all of the wrestling sites on the net. There’s no way the WWE would give the Great Khali a title shot at Summerslam, I thought to myself.

Unfortunately, the spoilers weren’t fake, and The Great Khali won Smackdown’s number one contender Battle Royal. Now we’re stuck with The Great Khali in one of the top matches at the WWE’s second-biggest PPV of the year. What are the bookers smoking?

I understand that Smackdown’s marquee match at Summerslam will be Edge v. Undertaker in Hell in a Cell. That’s a great thing and a huge positive that came out of last night’s show. But it’s not enough to squash the disappointment of Triple H wrestling the Great Khali. There should be no suspense when it comes to that match–no way Trips is laying down the belt to that guy.

So that begs a simple question: why did the powers that be book this program? Are they just trying to put a warm body in there until they figure out what to do with Triple H? Did they want to feed Triple H a lame opponent to extend his title reign? Does Triple H want to look like a giant killer on a big PPV stage? I certainly don’t know the answer, and I’m not even going to try to wrap my head around the thought process here, because it’s totally mind-boggling. It’s THE GREAT KHALI. HE’S AN INSANELY TERRIBLE.

I do know one thing, though: we’re all going to be subjected to sitting through a crappy Great Khali match at Summerslam. Let’s just hope they get it out of the way early in the show, because Summerslam has always been right up there with Wrestlemania for me, so I don’t want it ruined by the “Punjabi Nightmare.”

Wrestling Around the World

In Japan, wrestling is a sport.

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In Mexico, wrestling is a religion.

In Canada, wrestling is a tradition.

In America, wrestling is a joke.

Cyber Sunday Main Events Already Anounced, And More Save_Us.222 Crazyness

The WWE has already released info on Cyber Sunday’s main events and stipulations. The RAW main event will be Randy Orton(c) vs. Triple H no surprise here. We will be able to vote whether the match will be Hell in the Cell, a No DQ match, or a Falls Count Anywhere, I think we all know what’s gonna win out in this one. The SmackDown main event will be a Four Way match featuring Batista(c) vs. Finlay vs. Rey Mysterio vs. The Great Khali we will be able to vote on WWE.com on who will be the guest referee. The choices are JBL, Mick Foley, or Steve Austin once again we all know Austin gonna win but personally I wanna see JBL.

Also as Colin Classic pointed out in the “No Mercy” discussion if you go to WWE.com all the way at the bottom of the page underneath the corporate info link the is a link named “Save_us.222 | Savior_self” witch links to a Y2J video. I was unable to confirm this for sure because the browser I’m currently using doesn’t support embedded Windows Media but I’ll take his word for it.

–sideshowRaheem

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Oh my god, this story is totally true! (crosses fingers)

On the 16th of July, a 5,104,223-CAR PILEUP KILLED THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF DALLAS, TEXAS, and FORT WORTH, TEXAS!!! LEX, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: I just lied as filler for my return to posting on the blog. Lex is very much alive, and I got this headline from The Onion tabloid website/”newspaper”. I thought it would be humorous because Lex is still alive, and he lives in Texas. Honestly, this lie was so intriguing it made me subscribe via e-mail:P

But something still applies to this post title, and SmackDown! should pay attention to this picture below:

This is the WWE’s version of the “Madden Curse”, as Louie Dee puts it, with every recent owner of the World Heavyweight Title being injured and immediately replaced with someone else in the form of a clusterfu*k battle royal, or a gimmick match we know the end result of 3 days in advance because it’s taped in the first place… This is getting sad. Sad… yet unavoidable? The only solution it seems is to retire the accursed belt, imported from the now dead WCW, and introduce their new crown jewel in the form of a redesigned belt. I guess the ashes of WCW still plague the gold with failure like the WWF Attitude Era plagues the U.S. title with success to it’s wearer. They could go E.T. on us, and just bury the belt in a landfill in California. Hell, just give it to the worst superstars whose contracts are up for renewal, and eliminate them while you have a chance (i.e., Viscera). (By the way, does anyone else think Big Daddy V is Vis’s brother or something? Last night, I confused V for Vis (slight cough because of bad pun)…)
Whew, all this curse talk caused me to look for signs on SvR cases:

(2nd) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW: Vincent Kennedy McMahon, currently hated by the members of the IWC for fake death stunt.

(3rd) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006: Batista and John Cena, both champions, both presently hated by IWC members.

(Winner) WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2007: Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Batista, John Cena, and Torrie Wilson, 2 injured.

So in conclusion, be careful, members of SmackDown! As you roam the hills of mediocrity, do not find yourself in the middle of even the slightest title push ,or you will end up like the poor souls above…

Signed,
MDP

“The Next Generation of PWB.”

P.O.G’s Heel View:10 Common Things

There are many who think that TNA and WWE are 2 completely different companies. I mean with obvious differences in business models and product emphasis to more subtle ones like PPV production and merchandising /marketing. If you look closer ,you realize that both these companies aren’t that dissimilar .Of course-the quality of wrestling in TNA is way better than in the WWE…..duh…….a big duh.Here’s a look at 10 things that these companies have in common. Bear in mind that this isn’t a comparison as much as it is a rundown.

1.The successful conversions: Edge and Christian: Both companies have managed to convert these 2 once midcarders into successful heavyweight champions. Both Canadians, both blondes specializing in TLC matches and both are amazing on the mic.Their gimmicks work well too; an instant classic and a rated ‘R’ superstar. They even dress alike – no formal attire, rather shirts and jeans.

2.Unsuccessful conversions: Orton and Rhino: A ‘legend killer’ and a ‘war machine’. Both have been heavyweight champions just once. Both their names start with the letter ‘R’ .Both were defeated by their respective company’s mainstays(HHH and Jarrett) in their title defence match and were champs for less than five weeks .Both are regulars on ppv’s and will hopefully do much better in the future.

3.Monsters, Inc: Abyss and Kane: Both are well….. ‘Monsters’ but are also 2 guys above 6’5 who can put on a decent match. Kane used to wear a mask, Abyss still does. Kane’s mask is gone-Abyss’s will most likely go too. One uses fire to hurt people, the other uses tacks. Both have had a ‘torrid childhood’. One is from ‘Death Valley’; the other from ‘Parts Unknown’. Both are places not found on a standard world map. Both have been heavyweight champs once.

4.The Icons: Taker and Sting: Two freaky dudes who come out at night, hangout in areas with very little lighting. One uses smoke for extra freakiness, the other uses facepaint.Both above 40 but can put on matches that would make guys half their age squeal in their pants. Both don’t like to do house shows and can afford to work on their own terms. Both wrestle in black attire and I just love to see these two guys go at it even after so many years. They also wear gloves and a full body suit while wrestling.

5.The Wierdos: Boogeyman/Thorn & Serotonin: Good gimmicks but the creative teams haven’t made them work. The wwe’s got a blood drinker and a worm eater (yummy) both who can’t put on a decent match.TNA’s got 3(-1) guys who can actually wrestle but walk around like the 3 blind mice .Either way the gimmicks have overshadowed the wrestling, they created a bang when they debuted but are soooo boring now. (Note: to feel the full effect of the word ‘boring’ in the previous sentence, imagine it being said the way MVP says ‘ballin’).

6.The Powerhouses: Steiner & Lashley: Two guys with DAMN impressive physiques. Both with amateur wrestling backgrounds which sadly don’t come into play during their matches. Both have enormous upper body strength and can surprise you with feats of athleticism, eg: Steiner’s Frankensteiner at Lockdown and Lashley’s jump on the cage door towards UUUUMAGA in the pre Wrestlemania period.

7.The Samoans: Joe and Umaga: Two 300 pound plus, guys from Samoa. Amazingly flexible. Both were on undefeated streaks which were ended by each company’s current champion; Joe-Angle and Umaga-Cena.Both have been tier 2 champs more than once and are assets for the future.

8.The Indians: Khali & Dutt: A ‘Punjabi Frankenstein’ and a ‘Guru’. They couldn’t be more different. One is a long haired, Vile, Putrid, Punjabi spewing, Snail paced wrestler. The other is lightning fast, Short haired, Profound, Spiritual and a Contemplating wrestler. Both were originally intended to woo(not equal to Flair’s Vooooooooooooooooooooooo………….ooooo) the Indian population but have unexpectedly come into their own.

9.The Mainstays: HHH and Jeff Jarrett: The WWE and TNA are incomplete without these guys. Keep them face or turn them heel, they’re just too damn good at it and fun to watch. Both have held the world championships in their companies more times than anyone else. Both will use any means necessary to win their matches. Both attack their opponents with their prized weapons – a hammer and a guitar and both are currently out of action and have been from roughly the same time (coincidence??).

10.The Young’uns: Lethal & Dykstra: 2 guys both under 23 .Youngest rosterites of their respective companies.Dykstra –a good wrestler (according to some) and Lethal: a damn good wrestler. One acts like macho man, the other thinks he is macho man.They’re both entertaining (Lethal – a lot more).

That’s all folks,if you think of anything else that these guys have in common let me know.

Email:encore@aol.in

Everybody wants head.

Lashley or Santino Marella or Batista or The Great Khali?

Now I would like to know what the PWB community thought about is. If you could only have one of the four people on the WWE roster who would it be and why? Here is the reason for the question, I hear people bashing all of them hell I do it myself sometimes. But the one I could put up with is Santino Marella because I think maybe in a few years he has the possibly to be a star. He does have some wrestling skills a little talent on the mic. Which more I can say about Khali. And Lashley has the wrestling skills and no mic skills and Batista is all mic.

PWB news: ‘sue’a moto.

In view of all the serious discussion taking place over the last week on the blog,It has been decided to post this :a news post about the dirt in PWB.

Headlines:

• Lex begs PWBites to stop talking about Vince Mcmahon,pwbites disagree.
• Rosa tells Lex to suck ‘it’.PWB insider is reporting that Lex has been told to suck ‘it’ by Rosa. When Rosa was asked what ‘it’meant,she replied that ‘it’ was what Lex is supposed to suck. Due to the complexity of ‘it’; the world’s greatest cop Daniel Beck has been called in to investigate.
• ‘The’ Austin Starr to sue ‘The’ Jsnwwf for use of the word ‘The’.
• Tim to referee verbal debate b/w Khali and Umaga over ‘The Financial Fiscal Deficit in the Last Quarter of the WWE’.(prayer for his well being underway).
• The prodigal and The crusher to sue P.O.G for publishing this horrible post and eating up the blog space.
• Hornswaggle humps Finlay’s leg…..again. To change name to Horny-swaggle.

Other stories:

• Max on vacation .P.O.G to do PPV preview. World expected to end 5 seconds after he publishes his 1st ppv preview.
• Ian A to sue Lex for not letting him speak during the Nigel McGuiness interview. Will land a modified ‘ass punch’ on him. For extra payback.
• The Jsnwwf to sue Lex for stealing his green baseball hat. When this diligent reporter got in touch with ‘the’ Jsnwwf and asked him why? His reply was: “that cap was all I had and he stole it. Many people think that I have a faulty camera and that’s why the photo in my profile is so bad but the truth is that I’ve been forced to hide my face because Lex stole my cap, I’ll make him pay, by God I will.” This reporter asks what sort of a monster steals someone else’s cap?
• Thirdstring jd to sue MDP for posting ‘I hate Saturdays’on every other day but Saturday.Ron Simmons to say ‘damn’ at court hearing.
• Sideshow Raheem to sue Jade on behalf of everyone who hates paragraphs. Will drop lawsuit if Jade agrees to a 1 on 1 battle rap on a pole match.
• Justin and JS appointed official spokespersons for Snitsky’s toothpaste. It’s not their fault.
• DMsteve to be sued by International Bears Inc. for showing their mascot bear-y in an ‘excited position’ in his video tag.
• Aaron, Palmer and Rob sue each other over rights to the word LOL.Polefoam to present 10,000 page report explaining what ‘LOL’ means at the trial.Ron Simmons to say ‘damn’ again.
• El nagual to sue Magno and everyone else for fun. Ensuing fiasco to become LAWL moment.

THIS JUST IN: The champ ridicules pwb news ,to sue P.O.G for leaving his name out and will place a death warrant on his head.Brandon and Alckie to bear cost of lawsuit and counter sue for 100 times the amount.Ron simmons refuses to say ‘damn’.Kurt Angle will say ‘it’s true and real’ instead.

In closing: readers and contributors to the blog will sue P.O.G for dragging their names into this horrendous post. This reporter has also learnt that they’re all looking for a limo to blow him up in. P.O.G has gone into hiding and is unavailable for comment.

If you have a limo then, email:encore@aol.in.

This has been a presentation of PWB news. I’m sorry for you if you read this.

Everybody wants head.

Max’s One Night Stand Preview

one-night stand – noun

1. a single performance in one locale, as by a touring theatrical company, before moving on to the next engagement.
2. (slang) a one-night sex partner; sexual intercourse with a one-night partner
3. ANOTHER BLOODY PAY PER VIEW

Yes, it’s another WWE pay per view, just 2 weeks after Judgment Day (and one night after Saturday Night’s Main Event, for that matter, although to be fair that wasn’t a PPV.) One could call this Judgment Day Part II, Revenge of the Heels (or something), with the amount of rematches we have on this card. There’s 2 one-on-one rematches, which doesn’t include Vincent Kennedy McMahon vs Bobby Lindsey (Judgment Day: Vincent, Shane and Umaga vs Lindsey), and the Six-Man Tag Team Tables Match (JD: CM Punk vs Elijah Burke).

OK, so there is a few new matches, but certainly not many good ones. Kane vs Mark Henry in a Lumberjack Match? That doesn’t even make any sense – almost all of the lumberjacks will be smaller than the competitors. That’s not very threatening! Rob Van Overacting vs Another Headlock Randy in a Stretcher match? Orton’s going to chin-lock RVD to sleep and then slowly lower him onto the stretcher! Melina vs Candice in a PUDDING MATCH?!? THAT IS NOT EXTREME, VINCE! EXTREME!!!! EC-DUB IS EXTREME!!!11! Oh, but some people will say, “But Max, Candice has been improving lately and now she’s one of the best women wrestlers!” That’s like saying I have syphillis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Sure, then you’ve got the Ladder Match between the Hardys and the World’s Greatest Tag Team. If you read this blog often, you’ll know my thoughts on this match already. I very much like it, although it could have been better. This is irrelevant though, onto the matches.

Kane vs Mark Henry
Lumberjack Match

I couldn’t be less looking forward to this. This match was created because on Smackdown, these two guys had a horrible match which ended with a bear hug on the floor which forced Kane to be counted out. Yes, you read that correctly. My god, it even sounds horrible. So then new assistant General Manager Vickie Guerrero (ewwwwwwwwww) made this match for One Night Stand. If it’s possible to hate her even more, I do now.

Picking a winner… I dunno. The World’s Sweatiest Man got the upper hand on Smackdown, so…

Here is your winner, THROUGH HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE MY GAWD ITS KANE

Rob Van Dam vs Randy Orton
Stretcher Match

This came about after some crap on WWE.com where RVD didn’t like what Orton did to HBK, so Orton requested a match, and then he beat him up, and then Van Dam oversold the RKO, and so on until we got to here. I expect this match to be full of headlocks (Orton) and botches (RVD). Great, just great. I would pick RVD to win, but he’s on the outs with the WWE. I would pick Orton to win, but he is too, along with the fact that he had the upper hand on WWE TV this week. I dunno, I’ll just guess…

Here is your winner, Another Headlock Randy?

CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman vs the New Breed (Elijah Burke, Matt Striker and Marcus Cor Von)
Six-Man Tag Team Tables Match

This has a possibility of being good. Remember some of the hardcore matches that have been on ECW recently? (The four-way dance, New Breed vs Originals to name the ones I mean.) This could end up something like this. Now, I’m not sure how exactly this will work. Does every man need to go through a table, or just one? I’m hoping all three, otherwise this might get cut short for that all-important pudding match. Eugh. Anyways, this is a bit of a difficult decision too. The heels need to win something on this PPV to balance it out, and Jobby Dreamer is on the other team. But, I don’t see Punk losing. I’m torn. Hmm…

Here is your winner, the team with the logo that looks like some sort of shaving logo, AKA the New Breed

The Hardys (Matt and Jeff) vs the World’s Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas)
Ladder Match
World Tag Team Championship

Well, this one’s an easy pick. This’ll probably be one of the best matches on the card, simply because the rest of the card isn’t very good. Also, the fact that we’ve got Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy (botches and all) and Shelton Benjamin running around using ladders. And Charlie Haas isn’t that bad either. (I was probably a bit mean to him in my last post.) Of course, the WGTT isn’t going to win, that wouldn’t make any sense. The Hardys’ll win this… although, I just thought of something. Cade and Murdoch looked pissed after realising they weren’t getting the title shot at One Night Stand. Maybe they’ll interfere and give the WGTT the win…

Nah.

Here is your winner, (insert teenage girls screaming)

Melina vs Candice Michelle
Pudding Match

Three burning questions for this match:

1) How is a Pudding Match classified as, ‘Extreme Rules’?
2) In which alternate universe is Melina classified as attractive?
3) How bad is this going to be?

I mean, really? These two aren’t the worst women wrestlers the WWE has, I admit. Mickie, Victoria and maybe a few others are better, but Melina is alright and Candice is improving (although you already know I compared her to a STD before. And not the wrestling move.) But two women prone to botches in a puddle of pudding (nice alliteration, self) isn’t going to be very entertaining. Wrestling-wise, at least. Still, we need a winner. Uhh… heck, they’re pushing Candice to the moon… oh, wait, this is non-title. I didn’t realise that. Yeah, now she’s definitely winning.

Here is your winner, WOOOO GO DADDY YEAH WOO [/king]

Edge vs Batista
Steel Cage Match
World Heavyweight Championship

It’s already been said a bazilliontrillionquadrillionmillionalotof times, but:

a) WHY IS BATISTA GETTING ANOTHER REMATCH, and
b) WHY IS SMACKDOWN PUTTING ON ANOTHER STEEL CAGE MATCH

Stupid Teddy Long. Look – Edge has been promised a long title run by the WWE, and Batista sucks, so…

Here is your winner, and STILL World Heavyweight Champion, ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY

Mr. McMahon vs Bobby Lashley
Street Fight
ECW Championship

I love the fact that because Vincent loves Lindsey (and himself), the ECW title is being made more important than the World Heavyweight Title. It’s above that match on the One Night Stand site, anyways, I don’t know if it’s more important. It’s certainly not more prestigious – the belt Lex wears to work every day would be more prestigious than the ECW title at this point. OK, the match. Obviously, Lindsey’s going to win. Vince has held the title for too long and he loves Lindsey too much to keep it off him for two months.

Here is your winner, and NEW ECW Tampion (as he would say), Bobby Lindsey

John Cena vs the Great Khali
Pinfalls Count Anywhere
WWE Championship

Note the wording there: pinfalls count anywhere. None of that best submission move ever, the STFU, this time. I’d just like to bring to your attention the poll on the front page of the One Night Stand site:

Did John Cena make a mistake accepting a Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match with the Great Khali?

Yes. The Great Khali has repeatedly manhandled him and has never been pinned. 46.05%
No. The Champ will overcome the odds as always. 53.94%

I just find this amusing in so many ways. “The Champ.” “Overcome the odds as always.” Oh, WWE, you crack me up. But the results show that the fans aren’t stupid. We know Cena never loses. He ALWAYS overcomes the odds. I believe that the only way to defeat Cena would be to team him up with someone like Bobby Lashley who also always overcomes the odds and put him against someone like Val Venis, or Eugene. Then there’s no odds to overcome. This happened on Raw when Cenashley faced Shane-O-Mac and the two non-English speaking and thus heels. So, as we know, as always (sigh)…

Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Champion, RAPAADDDOOOOOOOOOO

WWE Raw Discussion: Khali Protests

Khali’s foot was under the ropes when he tapped out. He be protestin’.

Also, tonight, we get to see Candice v. Melina in a non-title match. By the way, Melina is looking quite skanky as of lately. Her hair is terrible. Seriously, girrrlllfriend!

Oh yeah. Ric Flair and Carlito are wrestling again. Last night’s match was good, but do we really need another one? I’m betting on a big-time steel folding chair beatdown from Carlito.

Finally…I know you guys have been waiting for this. Timbaland’s music video, featuring the WWE Divas, will premiere tonight on Raw. Hopefully he’ll be there himself, and he’ll be high like he was last time he was on TV. Seriously. He had to be high. Just like I am on benadryl. I’m going to go pass out now.

Max’s Judgment Day Preview

I thought Judgment was spelt Judgement. Oh well. Onwards to the Pay Per View Preview! Payperpreview! Payview! Show.

We enter Judgment Day at a bit of a down spot for the WWE. Not only are Mr. Kennedy and the Undertaker injured, but Shawn Michaels is apparently injured now! Although he’ll still work at Judgment Day. And then we have the actual Judgment Day card – it’s looking great at some points (Benoit/MVP) while also ranging from bad (Edge/Batista) to really bad (Lashley vs the McMahons and Umaga) to so bad it could be good (Khali/Cena). I’m not going to go into details about how the WWE is going downhill or something, because it’s not all their fault, but things definitely could be better.

But let’s move on to the preview now. 7 matches, and I’ll run them down from bottom of the list on WWE to the top. Actually, wait. Two things, first:

1) Why is Kane the main focus on the WWE.com Judgment Day site? I’m guessing him and the Boogeyman are going to be added at the last minute taking on That 50’s Team or something.

2) There’s a little section, again on the Judgment Day mini-site, mentioning the history of Judgment Day – and it mentions “Rey Mysterio’s underdog World Championship defense against JBL.” Don’t get me (or anyone else on this blog, surely) about how that title reign sucked.

But now let’s actually begin it, after three times of trying to do so.

Actually, no. This isn’t joking, I actually just thought of something. Are they going to add a women’s title match to this card? Melina vs Candice, maybe? We’ll see. NOW let us finally begin.

Carlito vs Ric Flair

Not much to say about this one. Flair will win, because at the end of this feud Carlito will go over, as Flair has done throughout his career (put younger talent over). That’s what he does. I’m sure this won’t be a particularly good match, but I’m at least confident on the result.

Here is your winner, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Editors Note: I only realised this said I was picking Carlito just now. I picked Flair.)

Shawn Michaels vs Randy Orton

HBK vs RKO. Abbreviation vs abbreviation. This match is taking place for the simple fact that both of these guys need to be on the pay per view. No feud, no backstory, just wrestling. Or rest holds, in Orton’s case. The supposed injury to Michaels puts a bit of a spanner in the works of my original prediction (Michaels over). They might let Randy win just because Shawn’s gonna be out for a little bit. But, I don’t think they will.

Here is your winner, Shawn “Praise Jesus” Michaels

Elijah Burke vs CM Punk

Ah, now this’ll be a good match. If the WWE actually gives these guys the time they deserve – say, 20 minutes – they could put on a 4-star match. Oh, wait, no star ratings. OK then, they could put on a damn good match. But, they’ll probably end up with a 10 minute slot. Which makes this a lot like the Benoit/MVP match at WrestleMania 23. I hope this is that good. Right, now to picking a winner. Hmm… I think Punk’ll go over in this feud, which I don’t think will end at this PPV, so…

Here is your winner, the Elijah Experience

Chris Benoit (c) vs Montel Vontavious Porter
United States Championship
2 out of 3 falls match

Now THIS is gonna be great. By default, any match with Chris Benoit is great. Then you add MVP, who’s improving every day. Then you make it 2 out of 3 falls?!? Holy shit, I’m excited for this. I’m going to downlo- I mean, acquire this PPV just because of this match. And maybe the comedy of live Khali. But I look for this to be great. It was set up well on Smackdown when Benoit beat MVP without using one of his finishers (he used a roll-up), showing how this match won’t require Crossfaces and Playmakers to get the job done. Benoit retained at WM, and I think MVP is ready for a belt, so…

Here is your winner, as Bill Parcells would say, the guy who is supposed to be like “The Player”

Bobby Lashley vs Mr. McMahon (c), Shane McMahon and Umaga
ECW Championship

Is it just me, or has Vincent become more black than Lindsay over the past few weeks? Honestly, when we had the Coach, Lindsay and Vincent in the ring on Raw this past week, Vincent was the blackest person there. He really is quite an entertaining character, even if I’m a bit sick of him. But to the match, and I think it’s pretty obvious who is going to win. Lindsay will pin Vincent, as long as he hasn’t been doing drugs or trashed a hotel room that we haven’t heard about. As far as I know, Vincent still loves Lindsay, so he’ll regain the title. And then probably face Snitsky. Oh, I can’t wait for that.

Here is your winner, and NEW ECW Champion, Bobby Lindsay

Edge (c) vs Batista
World Heavyweight Championship

First of all, I’ve got to talk about the Judgment Day site preview of this match. “As first reported by WWE Mobile Alerts,” they write. OMG! Mobile alerts! Readers, if you are subscribed to this service, please tell me so I can come to your house and slap you across the face. Secondly, this: “Speculation within the SmackDown locker room holds that Long was purely incensed by the calculative, vulture-like manner in which Edge won the gold in Pittsburgh.” Insert laughter here. Speculation within the locker room? Vulture-like manner? You’re killing me, WWE. Alright, the match. Batista shouldn’t even be getting a title shot – he lost to ‘Taker three times. One would think he’s used up his rematch clause. And it would be a complete insult to Money in the Bank if Edge loses the title so quickly. So…

Here is your winner, ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY

John Cena (c) vs the Great Khali
WWE Championship

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about this match. Do I cheer Cena? Do I cheer Khali? Wait, I know what I’m cheering for. I’m cheering for botches. I’m cheering for screw-ups. I’m cheering for Khali to injure Cena. I’m cheering for everything to go completely wrong. I’m actually looking forward to this match, for the simple fact that it’s going to be so bad. When John Cena’s caryring a match which has no stipulations (Cena/Umaga at the Rumble was pretty good), you know you’ve got a problem. I don’t know if Cena’s going to win, but I just can’t see Khali with the belt. I mean, who’d win it back off him? Cena? That’d be pointless. So…

Here is your winner, WRRRRAAAPPPAAADDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A Blog about Khali…and its complementary

Besides from the point that the Great Khali is a bad wrestler I am inpressed with something about him. When he loses to Cena at Judgementday don’t feel sorry for him, for you see he has a lot to be thankful for. Khali provides a tons of money for charity(village of Dhirana), named after the goddess of power(Kaali),and is married to one hot housewife!

WWE Raw: Coach v. Lashley? Whaaa?

OK. This is officially the first Raw that I’m not going to watch live in about two years. TWO years.

When your main event is Lashley v. The Coach, you’ve got problems. Also, I do not desire to watch the build for Khali/Cena. I’ll DVR it and watch for the unintentional comedy tomorrow when I can skip through the bad parts.

I will, however, order Judgment Day, solely on the basis that Chris Benoit is wrestling in a two-out-of-three falls match. MVP ain’t half bad himself, either.