PWB news: ‘sue’a moto.

In view of all the serious discussion taking place over the last week on the blog,It has been decided to post this :a news post about the dirt in PWB.

Headlines:

• Lex begs PWBites to stop talking about Vince Mcmahon,pwbites disagree.
• Rosa tells Lex to suck ‘it’.PWB insider is reporting that Lex has been told to suck ‘it’ by Rosa. When Rosa was asked what ‘it’meant,she replied that ‘it’ was what Lex is supposed to suck. Due to the complexity of ‘it’; the world’s greatest cop Daniel Beck has been called in to investigate.
• ‘The’ Austin Starr to sue ‘The’ Jsnwwf for use of the word ‘The’.
• Tim to referee verbal debate b/w Khali and Umaga over ‘The Financial Fiscal Deficit in the Last Quarter of the WWE’.(prayer for his well being underway).
• The prodigal and The crusher to sue P.O.G for publishing this horrible post and eating up the blog space.
• Hornswaggle humps Finlay’s leg…..again. To change name to Horny-swaggle.

Other stories:

• Max on vacation .P.O.G to do PPV preview. World expected to end 5 seconds after he publishes his 1st ppv preview.
• Ian A to sue Lex for not letting him speak during the Nigel McGuiness interview. Will land a modified ‘ass punch’ on him. For extra payback.
• The Jsnwwf to sue Lex for stealing his green baseball hat. When this diligent reporter got in touch with ‘the’ Jsnwwf and asked him why? His reply was: “that cap was all I had and he stole it. Many people think that I have a faulty camera and that’s why the photo in my profile is so bad but the truth is that I’ve been forced to hide my face because Lex stole my cap, I’ll make him pay, by God I will.” This reporter asks what sort of a monster steals someone else’s cap?
• Thirdstring jd to sue MDP for posting ‘I hate Saturdays’on every other day but Saturday.Ron Simmons to say ‘damn’ at court hearing.
• Sideshow Raheem to sue Jade on behalf of everyone who hates paragraphs. Will drop lawsuit if Jade agrees to a 1 on 1 battle rap on a pole match.
• Justin and JS appointed official spokespersons for Snitsky’s toothpaste. It’s not their fault.
• DMsteve to be sued by International Bears Inc. for showing their mascot bear-y in an ‘excited position’ in his video tag.
• Aaron, Palmer and Rob sue each other over rights to the word LOL.Polefoam to present 10,000 page report explaining what ‘LOL’ means at the trial.Ron Simmons to say ‘damn’ again.
• El nagual to sue Magno and everyone else for fun. Ensuing fiasco to become LAWL moment.

THIS JUST IN: The champ ridicules pwb news ,to sue P.O.G for leaving his name out and will place a death warrant on his head.Brandon and Alckie to bear cost of lawsuit and counter sue for 100 times the amount.Ron simmons refuses to say ‘damn’.Kurt Angle will say ‘it’s true and real’ instead.

In closing: readers and contributors to the blog will sue P.O.G for dragging their names into this horrendous post. This reporter has also learnt that they’re all looking for a limo to blow him up in. P.O.G has gone into hiding and is unavailable for comment.

If you have a limo then, email:encore@aol.in.

This has been a presentation of PWB news. I’m sorry for you if you read this.

Everybody wants head.

LeBlue’s Pro Wrestling’s LAWL Moment of the Week #003

You guys know that I am not the biggest Cena hater, nor am I his biggest fan. I find him to be a good worker, not the best wrestler per se, but good enough.

As you all know, YouTube can be great sometimes, or NOT. YouTube tends to be filled with marks, the oblivious and the such. I have no problem with that because the marks at YouTube tend to give me a good chuckle on a good day.

Anyways, enough filler talk, onto the YouTubeAge. YouTubeAge, that needs to be a word, actually, it already is: YouTubeAge

Anyways, here be the YouTubeAge:

And lyrics, so you can rap along:
Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

You started off a dump jock who couldn’t make the NFL
So you stepped inside a ring and re-invented yourself
Every match you fell off, the fans didn’t acknowledge
Now you’re claiming Word Life but thugs don’t go to college
You gets no love or any gold with the leather and
Now I jack your beat and make it hot like the weather man
You couldn’t fix shit if you had McGuyver theories
And you only got over cuz you joined Team Angle at Survivor Series
You’re just a straight up joke
Battle rapping fake fans with some rhymes you pre-wrote
Actually you were handed those quotes
By some 40 something white folks
Up in the offices
They were sick of all your losses
So they figured out a way to get you on the front page
But you were boston baked bitch, it’s like those cowards who jumped cage
I could say Vanilla Ice but that’s too damn typical
Plus it insults Rob Van Winkle
Bitch!

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

You just immitate, you duplicate, copy and mimick
You and Vince watched 8-Mile and came up with your gimmick
You think you’re innovative? You just a fake ass clown
And that F-U ain’t nothin but a lame-ass firemans take down
But some how it got you the gold around your waist
And then convenientaly, your CD came out the next day
With the title on the cover and I’m like what the fuck is this?
And the belt’s got a spinner and it insults this whole fucking business
And now toys get destroyed
You just a marketing ploy
You ain’t no real B boy
Cuz real rappers do it big dick style, you’re null and void
Little weiner John Cena needs to stop injecting steroids
And I don’t care if you’re bigger than me son
Cuz the UWA’s got my bad but I still go 1 to 1
I fucking live this cuz I write this
And you’re like Word Life, this is basic wiggiritis
Bitch!

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk (more)

And THAT is my weekly LOL moment. Discuss!

LeBlue’s Pro Wrestling’s LAWL Moment of the Week #002

usually, I’d post my LAWL moment of the week every Friday. You know, give you a good laugh. But this I just couldn’t resist.

So, checking out Ian Aldous’ post, I noticed WrestlingNewsWorld.com.

Shuffling through the news and stuff I THIS

If you are too lazy to click, here ya are:

Heart Break Kid? More like Head Balding Kid.

LeBlue’s Pro Wrestling’s LAWL Moment of the Week #001

The First Installment of LeBlue’s LAWL Worthy moment of the week.

When you think of ECW “Die Hard” Fans, you think of Sign Guy, Tye Dye Guy, Hat Guy (also known in the Philadelphia area as Straw Hat), Faith No More Guy, and Kato.

But these next fans are “T3H M0ST H4RDC0R3 3VV4RRRR”!!!!!11one

Have a look for yourself:

Why are they hardcore you ask? Here is why:

and if think I photoshopped this, here is the link:
The most hardcore ECW fans EVER!!!one111