Kurt Angle Arrested for DUI

WPXI-TV in Pittsburgh is reporting that Kurt Angle was arrested and slapped with a DUI on Friday. Evidently he was driving home from a bar after a bar fight:

I can’t believe they caught the bar fight on tape! CRAZINESS!

DISCLAIMER: I don’t really know if Kurt Angle was in a bar fight or not. I just made that up for humor’s sake. It’s called satire, people.

Oh, and for some real humor, check out Karen Angle’s web site! It’s totally coming soon, and she’s totally nipping out! She looks strangely like Lillian Garcia.