Hardcore Manifesto

I heard what you said about Axl, and I’ve gotta say that you somewhat misinterpreted what I was saying. I don’t actually believe that Axl would be the new number one contender, but rather someone who intereferes on Mysterio’s behalf and costs Edge the title, resolving with an Edge/Axl storyline and drawing Edge out of the title scene, allowing for new blood to fight for the gold. I was, however, semi-serious about bringing Axl back. Those “jokes” were actually just ideas I had that could seriously be sold to the WWE as reasons for rehiring him. I think the WWE should delve back into their hardcore roots because that’s one of the things people go to a match to see: spilled blood. Sure, the media would have an uproar saying “Good God! These wrestlers are just brawlers instilling negative and violent attitudes into this country’s youth! We should stop this!” Yet it may be what America needs: less restrictions. With less restrictions from the FCC, children will learn things that you probably didn’t learn until you were maybe 17, and will thusly be able to use some of the things they learn from such programming in real life. For example: there was an episode of CSI which talked about “fanny smackers.” They were basically local teens who beat the shit out of innocent tourists in alleyways. But, if we see more barbed wire on a Singapore cane handicap matches, America’s youth will be better able to defend themselves than spending hundreds of dollars on karate, where you only learn the skills a day laborer would use, such as mopping and waxing a car. Also, it would be more convincing to marks, and maybe some smarks if there were copious amounts of blood lost during an assault on another wrestler before their big match. “Wow, he must REALLY hate this guy: he just practically tore his forearm to shreds with that sandblaster,” is what they would say on their HDTVs, “I think this will have a promising resolution at the next pay per view.” Hardcore wrestling is part of what makes people like Mick Foley and Abyss more than just wrestlers: it makes them seem like masters of pain. The wrestling world without hardcore gimmick matches would be like the Cheeburger Cheeburger Pounder without the beef: it just can’t happen for $12 of MY money. By the way, I’m being serious the whole time, in case you’re constantly overexposing yourself to hazardous (unintelligent) emails and are slowly suffering from brain damage. I mean, I’m glad you liked the e-mail, but that wasn’t cool how you enjoyed it for the wrong reasons. But back to my pro-hardcore rant: I think that the only problem with America, wrestling, and hardcore gimmick matches are parents. Parents and prejudice is what is wrong with America. Prejudice against dope-smoking Mexicans in the Southwest int he early 1900s led to federal creation of and enforcement of anti pot laws. Prejudice against Asian Americans in California during the latter half of the 1800s is what caused opium to be outlawed because of the grave bullshitted lie that opium was how Asian American convinced white women into giving them a handjob. But that would not have mattered because they would be too stoned to feel it. Now parents are too damn overprotective and are thus blaming other sources for their child’s behavior while doing little to no action in stopping such atrocities. If you let your four year old son watch Freddy vs. Jason, you are the worst parent ever. If you let your daughter grow up to be a stripper, then like Chris Rock said during his HBO special, you’ve fucked up. If you let your children watch hardcore wrestling matches where the referee gets a compund fracture of their left ulna and you don’t tell your children that you only do that to strangers who are about to cause them great injury, you are a worse parent than Patty Ramsey or the mother of Natalie Holloway.
My point is, Axl Rotten and Hardcore wrestling should make a greater comeback in the main wrestling scene, so if a wrestler gets really banged up, a WWE employed physician can set the wrestlers right instead of Floridian pill pushers. IF Chris Benoit had a doctor employed by the WWE who also did not have to worry about job security based on however long they said a patient would have to recover for, he probably would have teamed up with MVP instead of Matt Haardy and the World Tag team titles would be back on Smackdown! where they belong. You know what, I challenge others to send you their emails in their futile attempts to refute my perspectives. Because my gears have been meshing smoothly and they need a good grinding. ((If anyone can’t tell, that’s from Family Guy.) [Wait five seconds after saying grinding before saying what’s in the first set of parentheses for maximum effect.]) Come on, PWB, show me what ya got! Persuade me we are better off without the HARDCORE title and that the gimmick matches of TNA don’t make up for half of it’s comparatively miniscule ratings. Go ahead, start ranting.
By the way, Axl probably would not have missed the matches he did if he felt he had a more important role on the ECW roster. He could have stopped the obese horror that is Viscera (I refuse to recognize Big Daddy V) topless.
 
Cheers!
grav3digg3r

LIES!!!

The WWE are calling on us common folk to voice our opinion on the Mr. McMahon “murder” case…

It’s a flame war bound to happen, so I am going to re-copy my entry I sent anonymously to the WWE. We’re all pretty pissed about this, so after reading, I encourage you all to do the same…
GO TO THAT LINK and vent your frustrations.

Name
Anonymous

Suspect
There are no suspects

Reason
“Mr. McMahon killed Mr. McMahon. It’s just sad that the majority of WWE fans tend to come out as marks who’ll believe any storyline that’s put forth. I am a member of the blogging community, and we have information that is unattainable to any fan who doesn’t read the Internet. I know wrestling is fake, and so is this angle, to the fullest. GIVE UP THE STORYLINE!

We know it was all taped, we know he’s still alive, because he was seen at the SmackDown!/ECW tapings the night after, and another “eyewitness” saw the WWE tape the whole incident…

But what makes this angle really frustrating to the members of the Internet Wrestling Community?That you would go to the point of overshadowing the real death of “Sensational Sherrie” Martel for this angle we all know is a hoax, which is a considerably spineless and classless move, indeed. We as the fans do not appreciate it, and the Head Honcho at the Titan Towers should be ashamed of himself.

Now, my friend notified me of this “What’s Your Opinion?” feature last night, so I am doing this anonymously to protect my privacy. Keep in mind that I am entitled to my free speech due to the First Amendment, and I also have freedom of the press. I did not foul-mouth, or threaten in this message.

In conclusion, I have some closing words for VKM and Lead Investigator Daniel Beck:

Daniel, some advice: You are a real federal investigator. You have better endeavors to tend to rather than this act. Work a more important case, rather than wasting your time as a pawn in Vincent Kennedy McMahon’s game.

Vince: End it, the act has gone far enough. And if you don’t, remember this:

You are not the only promotion in town, and the only reason you are in business is because of all the marks, smarts, smarks, and IWC members that you even have a business to run. If we don’t fund your tasteless acts, then what do you have?
Keep that in mind…

Thank you,
Rant over.”

The prompts proceeded to:
“Thank you for your opinion. Check back here Saturday at 4 P.M. for the results.

Click here to continue.”

Now follow the link below, and show how fed up you are:
https://secure.wwe.com/forms/whodunnit/index.php

MDP

I Hate Saturdays and the FOB Debacle

Yes, I am the guy who posted the FOB song on auto play in my first post. I got a little overzealous because FOB is my favorite band, and it was my first post. I didn’t know how much of a firestorm. I would create just by putting on the auto play… I have edited the post without the song, and edited the words around it to give the article more sense. (Reread it without the song. It’s much more pleasant.)

I apologize to all readers, singling out Jade, who had a crappy week, and Lex, who let me post here in the first place.
Forgive me…

But, I have something to pay my dues. In addition to the “sideshowRaheem Wrestling Hall of Fame”, “leblue’s LAWL Moment of the Week”, “Feud Focus”, “Max’s PPV Preview”, and “Your Weekly Dose of Indy Wrestling”, I will introduce to you a new weekly feature on PWBv2.0 every Saturday…

MDP’s “I Hate Saturdays”, the feature where I will focus the spotlight on a theme song and video pairing of a specific wrestler, thanks to imeem (not paid for mention) and YouTube (not a salesman, here…)

This week will be of my favorite current wrestler, who you all know is out with an injury.
He is formerly:
“Mr. Money in the Bank”

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennnedyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!(Kennnnnnedddddyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!)

For the video portion of the first edition of “IHS“, I give you…
Selected Episodes of Kennedy Declares, in which he rips MySpace, John Cena,Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Bobby Lashley, declares himself the greatest U.S. champ ever, and other crap I can’t keep track of…

Enjoy

Please don’t hate me anymore,
MDP

http://rantingjournalist.blogspot.com/

(P.S.: Let this day, Saturday, June 2nd, 2007, go down as the day that the “FOB Debacle” occurred.)
(P.S.S.: Kennedy, we’re on Blogger. We’re not losers. I don’t even have a MySpace. Some guy commented on the video page that he deleted his MySpace after watching it… daniel81991, put the MySpace back up. Just some advice.)