1st installment of "The" Jsnwwf’s WTF were we watching moment": Big Daddy V or Big Ass Joke?

I dont care how popular this was ‘back in the day’ but all I got to say is WOW. Saturday is always the slowest day of the week for wrestling so this is to keep everone thinking wrestling. Be prepared for more short clip funny ass videos as I dig up more moments. What was Bug Vic thinking? UGH!

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LeBlue’s Pro Wrestling’s LAWL Moment of the Week #003

You guys know that I am not the biggest Cena hater, nor am I his biggest fan. I find him to be a good worker, not the best wrestler per se, but good enough.

As you all know, YouTube can be great sometimes, or NOT. YouTube tends to be filled with marks, the oblivious and the such. I have no problem with that because the marks at YouTube tend to give me a good chuckle on a good day.

Anyways, enough filler talk, onto the YouTubeAge. YouTubeAge, that needs to be a word, actually, it already is: YouTubeAge

Anyways, here be the YouTubeAge:

And lyrics, so you can rap along:
Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

You started off a dump jock who couldn’t make the NFL
So you stepped inside a ring and re-invented yourself
Every match you fell off, the fans didn’t acknowledge
Now you’re claiming Word Life but thugs don’t go to college
You gets no love or any gold with the leather and
Now I jack your beat and make it hot like the weather man
You couldn’t fix shit if you had McGuyver theories
And you only got over cuz you joined Team Angle at Survivor Series
You’re just a straight up joke
Battle rapping fake fans with some rhymes you pre-wrote
Actually you were handed those quotes
By some 40 something white folks
Up in the offices
They were sick of all your losses
So they figured out a way to get you on the front page
But you were boston baked bitch, it’s like those cowards who jumped cage
I could say Vanilla Ice but that’s too damn typical
Plus it insults Rob Van Winkle
Bitch!

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

You just immitate, you duplicate, copy and mimick
You and Vince watched 8-Mile and came up with your gimmick
You think you’re innovative? You just a fake ass clown
And that F-U ain’t nothin but a lame-ass firemans take down
But some how it got you the gold around your waist
And then convenientaly, your CD came out the next day
With the title on the cover and I’m like what the fuck is this?
And the belt’s got a spinner and it insults this whole fucking business
And now toys get destroyed
You just a marketing ploy
You ain’t no real B boy
Cuz real rappers do it big dick style, you’re null and void
Little weiner John Cena needs to stop injecting steroids
And I don’t care if you’re bigger than me son
Cuz the UWA’s got my bad but I still go 1 to 1
I fucking live this cuz I write this
And you’re like Word Life, this is basic wiggiritis
Bitch!

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk

Yo Cena, your time is up
You can’t see me, you phony chump
You ain’t a Franchise, you’s a poser punk
You can’t see me, your shit gets sunk (more)

And THAT is my weekly LOL moment. Discuss!